(Source: chuckquizmo, via handchuffed)
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers…
IM LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO HASNT GOTTEN DRUNK OR HIGH OR HAD SEX OR SNUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE OR DONE ANYTHING BAD IM STRAIGHT EDGE WITHOUT EVEN WANTING TO BE
(via ungodubiquitous)
This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers
(Source: ceronprime, via fuckyeahloldemort)



